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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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