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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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