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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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