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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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