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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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