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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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