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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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