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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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