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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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