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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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