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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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