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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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