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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

379

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

1100

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

2518

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

307

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

1478

Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

414

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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