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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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