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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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