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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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