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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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