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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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