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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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