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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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