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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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