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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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