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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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