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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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