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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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