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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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