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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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