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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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