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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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