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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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