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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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