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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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