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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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