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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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A dessert island.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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