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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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