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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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