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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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