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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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It's a lap top.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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