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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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