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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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