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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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