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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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It's a lap top.

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A square not.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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