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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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