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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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