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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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