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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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