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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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