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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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