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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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