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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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