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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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