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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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A dessert island.

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A pear of scissors.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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