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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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A paradigm.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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