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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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A square not.

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A dessert island.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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