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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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