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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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It's a lap top.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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