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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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