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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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