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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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