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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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