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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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