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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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