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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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