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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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