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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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