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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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