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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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