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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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