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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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