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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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