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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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