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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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