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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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