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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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