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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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