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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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