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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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