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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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