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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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