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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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