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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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