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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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