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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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