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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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