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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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