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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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