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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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