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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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