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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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