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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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