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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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