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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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