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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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